I THINK THE STICK SKIPPED ME

Soooo.... I always hear people say "I got the short end of the stick". Usually i can agree with them and say "Wow! Yea you did... Sucks to be you." But I think this time I didn't even get the short end. I didn't get any end of the stick. I didn't even have the opportunity to touch the stick. In recent days i have found that the stick just skipped right over me as it ALWAYS does!

To elaborate on the back story of my findings... I am the 2nd of 4 children. No, I don't have middle child syndrome or anything like that. I think I was treated pretty fairly by my folks throughout my life thus far. But, I have always been the responsible one. Not because I had to... just because I was. Sure... I have had many opportunities to make questionable, unrealistic and stupid decisions but I have always taken a look down the road to see how my choices would pan out in the long run. Not saying that this is a bad thing or a good thing its just something I've been doing for as long as i can remember.

Let me put it this way. In college i studied Sociology as my major with a minor in Theater. Not saying that this couldn't be the other way around but i wanted to have a strong versatile foundation that would make me eligible for many jobs that would ensure me a steady paycheck (because i like money... and i especially like having it in my bank account or physical possession). Any way my siblings were not as logical thinkers majoring in FINE ARTS, DANCE, and VIDEO GAMES! Yes! I will admit all three of these majors are cool as hell! But logical.... i'ma have to go with "NOT AT ALL" and YES that is my final answer!

On to the situation at hand.... and my side commentary!!!
A: Grandmom is moving to Jersey. Yay... for her!
B: Grandmom is moving out of her very nice condo. This is expected since she can not live in 2 places at once.
C: Grandmom does not want to sell her very nice condo. Yay... for possibly ME!!!!
D: Grandmomo has paid off the entire mortgage on said very nice condo. This would add a check mark under the "Yay for possibly me" column
E: Dad thinks that one of us kids should take over Grandmom's very nice condo. I would agree with this statement
F: I am currently the only child still living at home. I would hope this would play in my favor in this situation
G: Condo fee on the very nice condo is about $350 a month. Ok now i am filling with JOY because I am financially challanged and can not afford $800+ a month for rent.
H: Dad offered said very nice condo to my brother. WOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!

Is it just me....or is this some how FUCKED UP!

I thought I had this in the bag. I'm baffled. Can someone explain this to me? I'm very confused.....

You know what.... i didn't get the short end of the stick, and it didn't skip me... maybe it just didn't get to me.

STILL FUCKED UP!!!!

Thoughts?